See how large tracts of this waveform don't cross zero? They just sort of bottom out and hang really low? That means I really mangled it with effects. I should probably ease off some of them, but I also kind of like the crunchy sound.
WHERE'S MY LEMONADE:
EDIT: substituted some distortion for flange, eased of some of the bitcrushing, and the results are crunchier than ever, but don't hurt my speakers as much. The waveform is much closer to centered.